All 10 game Reviews

Splash and Dash Splash and Dash

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I thought this could be cool... I was let down...

"Don't give it a low score if you don't understand the game. We made it for hardcore racefans not for sundaydrivers."

Well, based on the fact that real Formula 1 race cars don't go that fast in top speed (View distance is limited, and it feels really restricted in terms of movement), and that I was able to finish the game without even touching the brake (When in reality, you would need to feather the brake through the various real life courses), that, and regulation Formula 1 cars are fueled at each start of the race to last them more than 4-5 laps.
And It's rather obvious how skinny that track is, and how huge the Formula 1 car looks like, sitting on that tiny asphalt-starved track.

Next time, have a look around and see how wide a real track is and how skinny a real Forumal 1 car is compaired to the track. That, and make sure that you have to use that brake, otherwise it's still just another game for sunday drivers.

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Hummer Rally Championship Hummer Rally Championship

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Although this game has nice graphics, the speed of both your own, and the AI vehicles makes this game impossible to play.

Red Remover Red Remover

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice, simple, very well done.

Just short of a 9/10 just because the graphics style does not suite the game for me.

Other than that, physics fun is fun - and all the levels were challenging, but not overly hard (I congratulate you on that).

Level editor is a nice idea too :D

Free Will - The Game Free Will - The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Those platform-blocks have free will!

Solid gameplay, lovely satire - BUT, clean up your collisions.

The block decided to "eject" me off it :0

And then I saw what free will really is in this game (after I failed the level), nicely done - you get 5/5 10/10 just for that.

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3 Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Look at all those game design bugs!

Before anyone marks this review as "useless" (I'M LOOKING AT YOU FANBOYS) I actually enjoyed this game, and I have to say it's a good series, but the multitude of bugs, such as the walking animation bug
(keep clicking on either arrows and the character will "slide" across the level) prevented me from becoming immersed in the gameplay.
And i'm not done quite yet - within the squirrel level, if you have Remus currently selected with a rock in his hands and you choose to place the rock while switching characters, the rock disappears (ceases to exist) and you won't be able to play it any further.

Don't have time to say much else (or test the game any further), except for the fact that the walking animations are a little chunky, but the overall presentation (ignoring the various bugs) is very well done, and I had to chortle at all those incompatible characters.

The intro to the game was quite fun too (sorry for the long review xD) - keep it up *thumbsup* :D
9/10 (I was stuck between giving it an 8/10 or a 9/10 - but I'm no zero-bomber, so there you go!)

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All Chuck Norris Facts All Chuck Norris Facts

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Eh, it's alright.

But looky-here! Guess what I can do? *deletes recycle bin*

*revives recycle bin*


But other than that, all of those Chuck Norris jokes are old-hat - nothing new here.
Also, what was with that big red button? It doesn't do anything - and the individual buttons to go to the next page/previous page have very thin collision boxes - you have to be precisely on it, or it won't work.

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Super Mario 63 Super Mario 63

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What I have always wanted!

A 2D version of SuperMario64 - and you did it almost perfectly.

Game runs low on FPS at a few spots - but hey, it's a platform game with huge vibrant levels.

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This Game is a Joke This Game is a Joke

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This review is a joke. Well, untill the ">" symbol

This was a complete utter waste of time skillz and various intellect, even though the level design was bland (right up to the point of the penis, "Woah! Hello!") and the character designes megre, or the fact that the animation was slightly glitchy, head exploding was starting to get old.


BUT I FREEKING LOVE THE GAME! I Lol'd for liek, an hour while playing the game over and over again. Bottom line; STAY BORED! The more random games you do like this, the better!
(The critisism is a joke, ok? :D)

10/10 5/5 for you!

Mecha Dress Up Game Mecha Dress Up Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This one is good... MAKE A BETTER ONE! :D

Great game concept there, but as NinjaShadow said, it needs a drop-down box to list the parts (it became anoying to click on the same part repeatedly - just to get to the one I like)

9/10. :3

RagDoll Cannon RagDoll Cannon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun game, a bit hard though...

Yup, the see-saw in the level "how?" needs to be attached to a hinge, otherwise it is nearly impossible. Good work.


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