NEW ART. But NewbGrounds decided to un-scout me.

Go figure.

Well, I can't animate in flash (or even utilize scripts in it - it's got such a weird timeline) but at least I can write games for Windows. Work in progress - will update with newer cars.

* File Size: 2.3 mb
* Vista Compatible: YES
* Screen Resolution: 320 x 240
* Multiplayer: Yes (Via keyboard on local machine)

Download

To navigate the menu, use the arrow keys to select different options - use the Enter and Escape key to go forward/backwards through the menus.
When in the car selection menu (Player select menu) the players who want to be admitted to the race must press their "Action-1" key (All the keys related to player movement/actions are shown at the bottom of the help file ingame) - press the "Action-1" key again once you are satisfied with the car you selected (by pressing the left/right keys for the corrosponding player) and press Enter when "Press [Enter] to start." popup comes up.

If you're a zero-voter, use swear words, or whatever (such as "BLAM THIS SHIT") within reviews, I will be from now on marking your reviews as abusive, I will also reply to it with:

"Your review is marked as abusive - for abusing the system and not giving detailed feedback/criticism or a fair score."

Spam away, I'll notify either Tom Fulp or anyone else who polices this site, and you'll end up with a ban/broken whistle.

Not that I'm pissed off - I'm just giving you a fair warning before the shitstorm finally piles up on you. I'm tired of members going out of their way dropping crap reviews on art/flash/music.

I have noticed how allot of my pixel art have been recieving low marks, wheras random art on the portal (some drawn) have a higher avarage score.

I think NG needs a "pixel day" (or "retro day") - the title gets a pixel makeover and pixel-based flash gets featured for the day. The idea could be further thought out by featuring SID chip tunes, but I agree with the majority that SID tunes aren't that enjoyable to listen to.

On the other hand, the user "notanerd1" attempt at spamming NewGrounds and it's members has seemed to peter out. Joy and happiness?

PS: Never ever drink carbonated drinks with Indian food. The final mix likens to rocket fuel *moans in discomfort*.

I REPENT *kneels to Tom Fulp, NG and you*, that was just another attention-getting title.

See? It works doesn't it?

Now, onto the thing that I was originally going to say - that being a of movie that is a must-see:
Bolt: Sure, it's a cute film (most of you would go "bleh") but it turned out AWESOME.

I'm not giving anything away, but it was so cool. Go watch it now. If you don't you'll be missing out on 10% awesome out of your life.

OH, AND HEY - at least I'm not like 70% of the faggots on NewGrounds claiming that I am more awesome than you. I'm alright - not awesome.

Faggots like him: http://notanerd1.newgrounds.com/
Spread CANCER, spam and AIDS all over the place.

This month's shitstorm brought to you by the letter F;
Stands for Fail.

Now, onto the reasons why I love the internet;
A place to show your stuff - even if your stuff is mainly filled with cancerous AIDS.
Also, a place for free games, music and art :3

From now on I will be setting my news posts comment settings to "Approved comments only" thanks to notanerd1.newgrounds.com (be sure to greet him, and plant your foot up his ass when you're at his profile).

http://notanerd1.newgrounds.com/

I don't have time for this fag, help the community please.

No, not really - just a title to grab your attention.

Turns out that someone wanted to sue Humphrey Bear for not wearing pants and in effect promoting AIDS (Actually, sexual related things) but failed because the people who wanted to sue him are full of CANCER.

I know this is old news, but... HUMPHRY IS STILL ON FUCK YEAH.
Not that I watch it anymore.

YOU FAIL AT TAKING INSTRUCTIONS, Now go be an hero.

Wait... Well, while you're here - I might as well blab about useless shit that no one cares about.

DevianTART is being, well... fucking annoying. Those moderators really need to get off their' asses and help it. Oh, and one more thing, what the fuck is that "You are scouted" (For the ART PORTAL) thing do anyway? You don't get to see your own reviews that you did of art, and you don't make the frontpage.

WTF?

Also, I'm thinking about making some movies and then embeding them in flash - and then sticking it on Newgrounds, but it will be animated (not live action movies urgh) :S

Michael Jackson dies, people cry - some argue he's a pedophile, mass spam emails with worms and virusus that are sneakily labled as "Michael Jackson Music" are sent - racism in Tasmania (Australia) happens and an Asian student gets stabbed to death, Tasmania got drenched - wheras Australia stayed high and dry.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on with this world?